what if i just
music is lovely
2013 Team USA World Junior Champs sing “The Chant”
Oh mama don’t you cry
USA hockey is do or die
Put a hockey stick in my hand
Send me off to a foreign land
Housley said I’d be a star
USA will go very far
Put the Gatorade in my glass
We just kicked your fuckin’ ass!
I don’t understand Christmas movies where Santa exists and the adults don’t believe in him. Because if he exists in the story, that means he’s delivering presents to everyone, including the kids of the skeptical adults, and so those skeptics must be sort of confused about all the gifts under the tree that they didn’t buy.
Biggest plot hole in history ^
I can’t tell if the new Disney channel movie is supposed to be a parody or not and that worries me
y’allmarsson
Baby Thinks it Can Eat Picture of Food in Magazine
Where them 3D printers when you really need ‘em.
this is still the best story ever told at a talk show
no
the world is NOT a beautiful place
there is a fish that swims up urethras, anglerfish males dissolve their own face and turn into a gonad in order to reproduce, and there is a bug that drills his dick into the female because they don’t have vaginas
the world is a horrifying place
“Who else is going to orientation on the 10th I feel like I’m going alone”
yes. there are 1500 freshmen and you are the only one going to orientation that day.
Got to my first chocolate level on Candy Crush and GOD DAMN IT
how to get out of bed
- wake up
- no
- go back to sleep
